perhaps God spray a special perfume on me.
if not, y am i laughing all days?
a new NUS gal came. as usual. another cute one.
anw, samples r all clear.
i know i did a great job(of cos with the help of mother & sisters)
but well, indeed i will lose my job. (last day 23rd)
today i DIDNT weigh samples. such abnormal day.
paperwork instead. whole body juz felt weird.
quite not used to it.
some funny stuffs to share.
1) i was at the sample rm taking samples from the movable cabinets.
so i turn the wheel...turn turn turn then %^$#^%#@.
it came out!
sample auntie: "oh GOSH. u better dun drive!!"
2) when u're in a female-dominating env, better dun say anything tat will cause ear injury.
i asked 1st sis how she celebrate her mommy day. so she mention abt with her 4 sisters, bought her mom out. then i said "wah, all daughters!"
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alot of faces turned and stared at me.. the rest will be "silence is golden"
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2nd sis: "we women although speak loud, but with reason de."
sobs (i better find one quiet de)
3rd sis: tat time i went over to my bf hse...
me: oh, u lived with ur bf?
she blushed: NO, i oni 过夜...
3) what is ur religion and belief?
i ask 1st sis "so ur family all are catholic?"
"No, i'm the only one. i follow my husband."
"haha, thou 老天爷每次对我很好 but i rather slp late on sunday."
"aiyo, going church is nice. who know, u may meet ur true love there!"
"...am i so superifical?"
lol
P.S: ppl always complain tat they are lonely.
a child is troubled. so he sought a priest.
"there is this creepy dark boy always following me whenever i go.."
"my child, it's ur own shadow."
"what is a shadow?"
"it is some1 whom God create to keep u accompanied."
"But y am i still so bored and lonely?"
"wait awhile my child, let me ask ur shadow."
"oh, he said becos u dun accept him as ur fren."
"But father, he dun speak to me!"
"Haha, this was y u felt alone.
when u dun even accept urself, how will others accept u?
if u dun make the first move to ask, u will always be the last to get ur ans.
reflected at 9:14:00 PM